Abstinence Clowns!

Our tax dollars at work under the Bush Administration! Thank you Derek Dye!

• Via Daily Kos
• Via AmplifyYourVoice.org

Also... Family Guy did it first! (Thanks to Steve Chaos for the link)

Family Guy Funny? When the hell did that happen (again)?

"You've checkmated my teenage cynicism!"
"Excellent, i'm a bigger hit with the kids than Will Smith and his nice clean rap."
"WHOOOO HAHA, I respect women when I'm on a date,
I take 'em to a park or maybe a museum and I only try to kiss 'em, if they're ready
WHOO HOO WHAT WHAT WHAT uh WHAT I say WHAT
Help out your mom and dad by gettin' a job
so you can help pay for school supplies
WHOOHOO say HO
Wipe your shoes on the mat when you come in the house some one just CLEANED that floor WHOO HOO SAY WHAT WHAT HA HA"