Fuck you Pat Robertson.

Pat Robertson: Haiti 'Cursed' By 'Pact To The Devil'

Fuck you.

Hypocrisy and Religion, re: Haiti Earthquake

I'm livid right now. However, I've channeled that into an intelligent, well thought out response on Facebook. Since Facebook is a crappy isolated walled garden, I'm posting it here for everyone to see.

Hey.

ASSHOLES.

Yeah, i'm talking to you.

If you work for the "Christian and Missionary Alliance" or decide that the mere fact that you go to church or claim to worship the "one true god" whatever that may be (Allah, Buddha, Jesus, Flying Spaghetti Monster, whatever) and claim that you're Pro-Life "from the moment of conception", practice that shit.

'cause you know what? If you don't, i'll call you on it, and use the nuclear option on you publicly, in front of your friends and family, you fucking hypocrite.

I'm eloquent, educated, and previously a very interested party in biblical scripture and history. If you want to measure your Christian Penis (tm) with me, I'll make mine go "TIIMMMMBER" in front of you and embarrass the hell out of you.

TL:DR:

Publicly avowed Pro-Life Christian decides non-believers deserve death via earthquake in Haiti. (see a parallel with Katrina & sinners?) I call them out in front of friends and family, and an epic win ensues.

Nathan Quote #4:

"I'm going to pee on you, because I hate you."We told him he could not have candy.

• He decided to argue. I sent him to his room.
• He cried, complained, and yelled. I sent him to the top bunk, took the ladder away, told him he was in his room for the rest of the night, and sat there with Nikki watching him and not speaking until he calmed down.
• He stripped off his clothes and threw them at us. He then threw down his teddy bears, and his bed clothes and sat up there naked.
  

Parenting is fun. I barely contained my laughter. Since on the Internet I don't have to, here's what I instantly thought of. :)

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