Nathan Quote #4:

"I'm going to pee on you, because I hate you."We told him he could not have candy.

• He decided to argue. I sent him to his room.
• He cried, complained, and yelled. I sent him to the top bunk, took the ladder away, told him he was in his room for the rest of the night, and sat there with Nikki watching him and not speaking until he calmed down.
• He stripped off his clothes and threw them at us. He then threw down his teddy bears, and his bed clothes and sat up there naked.
  

Parenting is fun. I barely contained my laughter. Since on the Internet I don't have to, here's what I instantly thought of. :)

Chapelle's R. Kelly - Pee on You | Viral/Other | SPIKE.com

Nathan Quote #3:

We were trying to get Nathan to brush his teeth. He accompanied Nikki to the dentist's office today and received a new toothbrush so now he's all about that one. When we tried to get him to brush with his old Wall-E toothbrush, here's what he said:

That's the most ridiculous toothbrush in the world and I'm NOT using it!

(sigh)

Nathan Quote #2:

"Mommy, can we sell our two cats to another family so we can get a pet snake?"

New Feature: Nathan Quotes!

From here on out, I will label anything to do with a "Nathan Quote" as... "Nathan Quotes"

So, Nathan Quote #1 is:

"Mommy would be perfect if she was born a cat."

Thank you, thank you, he'll be here the next 14 1/2 years.